Comedy: A Confession

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side, She turns to the husband and said

WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make....

HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!

WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that when I die my spirit will be at rest. I have been stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend, You're not the father of our son Junior, I was the one who stole your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her away..
Please forgive me

HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I poisoned you. Keep calm Let the poison work....Who is more wicked?